i’m sexually attracted to the center of a cinnamon roll
Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin
Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them
to be able
to consume comedic content
without being constantly braced for a “joke”
in which people like me are the punchline.
I amuse myself more than I amuse other people
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU START PETTING A PET AND YOU CAN SEE THEIR EYES GET ALL SQUINTY AND THEY MOVE CLOSER TOWARDS YOU LIKE THEYRE JUST CHILLIN SOAKING UP ALL YOUR ATTENTION AND IT WARMS YOUR HEART BECAUSE THEY APPEAR VISIBLY HAPPY AND THAT IN TURN MAKES YOU HAPPY AND LIKE LIFE IS GREAT FROM THAT POINT ONWARD
There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t laugh at this f ucking picture
oh my fucking god
Pfft, don’t try and guilt trip me. They were only going to be eaten anyway.
when you listen to really good music and your skin does the thing